Touch and pouch
Ever get so frustrated with work you just wanna pee on the toilet seat, but then you’re closing so you’d have to clean it
The only acceptable birthday cake
Nothing says “celebrate a year of not dying” like blowing out the flame on a salamander that will die without its fire.
Well you wouldn’t eat it while it’s alive, would you ?
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or…
This. It’s a tool, not a showpiece. Some People are so full of themselves it’s disgusting. And the people who most need to listen to reason are the least likely to.
An early sentient computer doesn’t realize killing humans is wrong.
That’s childlike innocence, in a sense.
Also, fight between an actor and a Canuck cartoon jungle bear. Can Adrian Belew beat Canadian Baloo?