Finally I can shit without the fear of people listening in
thats some mlg tier shitter brah
the future is now
that is literally part of headphones photoshopped onto a toilet
What does an evil villain feed his henchmen?
You ever eat something spicy and then get sleepy and then a steak pops out of your mouth?
Because you had a flaming yawn
A guy asks his friend “why have you been taking all those pictures of yourself in the sauna?”
The friend replied “I’m just working on my selfie steam”
So a guys on the phone and says ‘I’m responding to your job ad at a professional fish-based tea shop, with good starting wages and room to move up in the company.’
And the guy on the other end says ‘yes! Our goal as a company is to offer ‘a pro tuna tea’
I live for the moments of silent contentment in between the waves of tension and not wanting to exist.
I am currently taking a class called “Visual Communications”, which apparently is the very first foundation class people take when they go to an art school. The purpose of this class is to train you so that you are confident with your lines and won’t need to scribble too much while sketching.
Our first week’s homework is training on hand stability. I’ve heard a lot of artists complain that they have “shaky hands” and so when they ink their drawings, it comes out crap, so I thought I’d share my homework with you guys.
- Draw a line about 2 inch long, as straight as you possibly can without a ruler. Go over this line EIGHT times without making the line any thicker. Repeat this exercise 10 times.
- Draw a line about half a page long, as straight as you possibly can without a ruler. Go over this line EIGHT times without making the line any thicker. Repeat this exercise 10 times.
- Draw a line from one end of the page to the opposite end, as straight as you possibly can without a ruler. Go over this line EIGHT times without making the line any thicker. Repeat this exercise 10 times.
Repeat the above exercise, but with an arc, and then with a wave.
We’re supposed to do this every day before we draw as a warm-up. Basically just keep drawing lines, arcs, and waves until you fill up an entire 8.5x11 page. Use felt-tip pens like microns/multiliner/sharpie. Keep doing this for the rest of your drawing life and your inking will get significantly better.
Here, people who have trouble making smooth lines in their work: do this, and your penstroke will be as confident as ever.
I went to art school and was given none of this
What does the creator of the shining have in common with the creator of Spider-Man’s block of ice?
They’re both Stan lee’s cool brick